tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90135705416959069172024-02-20T13:11:50.608-08:00Quietly Get Your Things And Meet Me OutsideEgg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-37416861090828753022012-08-26T23:47:00.002-07:002012-08-26T23:47:21.970-07:00There should be a sign at Des Moines city limits that says "Welcome to Dickfucking Faggotown".Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-19866092322083316162012-08-26T23:45:00.000-07:002012-08-26T23:45:35.052-07:00"The first time Mary von Shirt saw Mr. Canada Gray her nipples got so stiff they rubbed on her shirt real hard."<br />
-<i>Fifty Shades of Gray</i>Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-55552720501948783062012-08-26T23:43:00.004-07:002012-08-26T23:43:49.813-07:00Every day I try to beat my own record for Tapatio consumption. It's a terrible idea.Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-58924783200081332522012-08-26T23:43:00.001-07:002012-08-26T23:43:24.959-07:00Happy birthday on your journey!Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-61612040862735667172012-08-26T23:42:00.002-07:002012-08-26T23:42:56.055-07:00WHERE DID ALL THESE COLORED LIGHTS COME FROM? SOMEONE IS DIGGING AROUND INSIDE OF ME. IT HURTS. KNOWLEDGE HURTS.Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-87607669067780058472012-08-26T23:41:00.002-07:002012-08-26T23:41:47.289-07:00If actresses would learn how to act with their tits then everybody wins.Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-10153587372138274492012-08-26T23:34:00.001-07:002012-08-26T23:34:09.708-07:00I think on my fiftieth birthday I'm going to kill everyone I know.Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9013570541695906917.post-74284036718785883112012-07-31T18:51:00.000-07:002012-07-31T18:51:32.379-07:00"Then he fucked her in the ass with a broom handle."<br />
-<i>Fifty Shades of Gray</i>Egg Malonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439164085354841816noreply@blogger.com